Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt
same reason some people say data and others says data
You say tomato. I say tomato.
You say caramel, I say caramel.
You say potato, I say potato.